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{"fact":"In contrast to dogs, cats have not undergone major changes during their domestication process.","length":94}

{"fact":"There are more than 500 million domestic cats in the world, with approximately 40 recognized breeds.","length":100}

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{"fact":"Blue-eyed, white cats are often prone to deafness.","length":50}

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{"fact":"Cats spend nearly 1\/3 of their waking hours cleaning themselves.","length":64}

{"fact":"Cats lived with soldiers in trenches, where they killed mice during World War I.","length":80}

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{"fact":"Cats control the outer ear using 32 muscles; humans use 6","length":57}

{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}

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